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09/05/2010 08:04 PM Toy Review: Rhythm “O” Bounding Bunny  - Rhythm “O” Bounding Bunny California Exotic Novelties Price: Approximately $130 Available now at Vibrator.com “Bunny” vibes took the genitals of America by storm several years ago and show no indication of retreating – and for good reason; the darn things work! Given American ingenuity, the incentives of Capitalism (and inexpensive Chinese labor) adjustments, improvements, and [...]   08/21/2010 06:40 PM Phone Whore: A One-Act Play  - This will be Cameryn’s FIRST stop in the U.S. (followed by Seattle), so please join me in showing her how wonderful Portland, Oregon is. Note the TWO locations and DIFFERENT start times… I’m thinking of hosting a Meet & Greet while she’s in town so folks can find out why they should attend her show [...]   08/13/2010 04:06 AM Darklady’s “Lucky 13″ Leather Pride Karaoke  -   08/09/2010 02:48 AM Fisting FUNdamentals  -   08/03/2010 08:28 PM Toy Review: Symphony Massager  - Symphony Massager California Exotic Novelties Price: Approximately $25 Available now at SexToy.com Available now at Vibrator.com Ergonomic sex toys aren’t new, although they’re still in the minority. With the introduction of the Cal Exotic Symphony, the number of vibrators that won’t twist your fingers into knots has increased, meaning more options for more sexy fun time. [...]   07/26/2010 01:32 AM To Boldly Go…  - Phasers on Full Frontal Fun! It doesn’t matter whether you saw “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.” The plots aren’t that complicated – although they do exist. Besides, you know all the characters already. You’ve just not seen them quite so naked… except in your mind. In this sequel: Sulu gets lucky! Cash Markman’s “Sex Trek,” [...]   07/20/2010 08:55 PM Darklady’s Hump Day Game Night for Grown-Ups  - It’s Time for the Adults to Have Some Fun! Sexual Trivia, Dr. Ruth’s Guide to Good Sex, Dirty Words, Naughty Dice, Naked Twister, Truth or Dare, jigsaw puzzles, Mahjong, Cribbage, Trivial Pursuit, Pictionary, Apples to Apples, and Scrabble. These are just a few of the games available in Darklady’s Wonderground. There are many places available [...]   07/14/2010 09:38 PM Batman XXX Potluck & Porn Night  - It’s the era of the porn parody and few have been as greatly anticipated as “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.” Who hasn’t wanted to see The Caped Crusader, his Faithful Ward, Batgirl, the Riddler, Catwoman, and the Joker exchange a little DNA? Italy’s 1980 “Spaghetti Sci-Fi” epic “The Beast in Space” will keep the camp [...]   06/27/2010 10:49 PM Toy Review: Fetish Fantasy Series Velvet Lover’s Paddle  - Fetish Fantasy Series Velvet Lover’s Paddle Pipedreams As so many of us know, love hurts. Sometimes a little; sometimes a lot. Therefore, it’s only appropriate that this sentimental implement of discipline be not only lightly flocked in romance red – but decorated with a heart that can truly leave its mark. But only if you [...]   06/26/2010 08:02 PM Toy Review: Fetish Fantasy Series Perfect Position Handles  - Fetish Fantasy Series Lover’s Bondage Kit Pipedreams Available now at Sextoy.com Let’s face it, most of us have either had sex in a shower, tried to have sex in a shower, or thought about having sex in a shower. It is for this demographic (aka “pretty much everybody”) that these positioning handles are designed. Hopefully, [...]   Copyright ©  Darklady Productions Inc.

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